New Permanent First Post on My Blog
July 6, 2009
I have not been supporting David with $5/month contributions for some time now. I have not only not supported David, I sent $5 to someone else. Probably did not help the person in this case that much either. Not only am I unfaithful, I am cheaply and trivially unfaithful. No use in cheating unless I cheat cheaply.
New Permanent First Post of Blog for 2009–July Edition
January 4, 2009
I haven’t figured out what to do for David in July. I may send a great white shark to his house to tell him to get his act together. However, while the shark is looking for a place to park, David may be able to escape. In the meantime, to encourage David to keep living and keep posting his entertaining blogs, make a shareware contribution to him at the address listed below.
Send your contributions in small, unmarked bills, to
“David Rochester”
4803 SE Woodstock, #202
Portland OR 97206
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However, David’s cat, Little Liu, will defend him against the great white. In a battle between a great white shark and Little Liu, which would win? Send your answer to David, wrapped in a $5 bill.
