Deers Are Stupid
November 30, 2007
Deers are stupid. For one thing, they don’t know how to pluralize their name properly. Do they think they are fish or something?
Also, how do deer get driver’s licenses? Where does it say in the driver’s manual to stand in the middle of the road when they should run?
Monday night I was driving home from work on our country highway at the speed limit of 50 mph. The lights from an oncoming car momentarily obscured my already poor night vision. When I saw fully again, a deer stood about 30 feet in front of me. It was too late to stop or swerve successfully.
The deer did not have a good time that night. Neither did my car, which now needs a new hood, a new headlight, and new turn signals.
(My tired old self is still in one piece. This is the second deer in a couple of years. We have to stop meeting like this.)