Don’t Read This
June 3, 2008
Some of my readers have indicated that they don’t like in my blog:
- Stories that are not personal stories.
- Stories that are links to news articles.
- Stories that are not about Random Granddaughter.
- Stories that are inspirational.
However, if you like to read something that you don’t like to read and then complain because you read it, this story may be just your ticket.
I did go to the gym on Sunday.
I asked Mrs. Random how much of her poppy seed bagel Random Granddaughter ate.
“Hard to say,” she said, “because of the messy way she ate it, tearing out little bits from the inside.”
“Did she say why she didn’t eat the outside with the poppy seeds?” I asked.
My wife answered, “I don’t think it had anything to do with the poppy seeds. She said her tooth hurt, so she didn’t want to eat the hard crust.
“However, later, at lunch, her teeth seemed fine and she had no trouble eating her lunch.”
I forgot to ask what she had for lunch.